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healthypenis: norealroots: moreofthattea: fat-gone-skinny: ta...

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 10:13:23 -0400

norealroots:

moreofthattea:

fat-gone-skinny:

tarrence:

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.’

The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else —The small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.’

The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So…

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

‘Take care of the golf balls first —
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.’

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled, ‘I’m glad you asked’, he said.

‘It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’

Perfection. Philosophy for the win.

Speechless

The coffee represents coffee

love this

brilliant.

I still have the dream sometimes. I do.I come home from the store and find you on my doorstep, with...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 18:17:37 -0400

I still have the dream sometimes.
I do.
I come home from the store and find you on my doorstep, with a suitcase.
And that's your entire wardrobe.
Just a carry-on, a duffel bag.
We don't say anything,
but you have this look in your eye that kills me.
It just....
And I unlock the door and let you in.
And that's it.
That's the dream.

When I wake up, I wake up happy...
...vibrating for a few seconds with my head in the sand...
...content.

Then it goes away, and you go away.

I really don't want to get out of bed then
because it's cold out there,
but I do.

I get up.
Life goes on.

WE’RE DIFFERENT. Some of us smoke and drink, while others don’t. Some are virgins,...

Sun, 27 May 2012 22:15:17 -0400

WE’RE DIFFERENT. Some of us smoke and drink, while others don’t. Some are virgins, others are sexually active. Whether you praise Jesus, Buddha, Allah, don’t have a set religion just yet, or aren’t religious at all. IT DOESN’T MATTER.

Why can’t we just realise that people will NEVER think and feel the exact same, accept it, and say it’s OKAY? I just dislike when people go to extremes, preaching that all people don’t do what they do are bad people.

Take in new opinions. You might not agree, but it will open you up to seeing the way others view the world.

When you argue with an opposing opinion, o matter what you say, you’ll both always think you’re right.

If they make a mistake, let them learn from it! It’s part of being human. As long as they aren’t putting themselves/others in danger, just let them try it.

Because arguments like that get you NOWHERE.

I hope you all take care of yourselves and avoid unnecessary stress.

Wanna know what sucks? Falling for the same type of guy every time yet deluding yourself into...

Sun, 27 May 2012 20:35:12 -0400

Wanna know what sucks? Falling for the same type of guy every time yet deluding yourself into thinking it’ll be different with this one. The really cute dimpley smile. Making me laugh at everything. A little broken, so he pretends he needs me. Pretends to listen. Better yet? Pretends to care about me. And foolish girls like me, we fall every time. Even though they wont ever feel quite the same.

I like your messy hair, I like the clothes you wear, I like the way you sing, and when you dance...

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:41:34 -0400

I like your messy hair, I like the clothes you wear, I like the way you sing, and when you dance with me. I don’t know why I love you, I just know I can’t stop thinking of you. Oh wait! It’s cause you make me smile, you always make me smile. ♥

Did you really think I’d be blinded by your charms, and fall into your arms?

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:27:52 -0400

Did you really think I’d be blinded by your charms, and fall into your arms?

Cheap talk with even cheaper company keeps the nights turning into days.

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:25:53 -0400

Cheap talk with even cheaper company keeps the nights turning into days.

Sometimes you have to stop worrying, wondering, and doubting and just have faith that things will...

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:25:37 -0400

Sometimes you have to stop worrying, wondering, and doubting and just have faith that things will work out.

“I’ll be the Romeo, you play the Juliet. The sun won’t set until you...

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:57:40 -0400

“I’ll be the Romeo, you play the Juliet. The sun won’t set until you appear.”

Sometimes what's perfect for you isn't what you really think. It's not what others want for you. It's whatever makes you happiest.

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:57:22 -0400

“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity....

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:55:23 -0400

“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. ‘For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.’

If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen.

They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be OK? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.’

So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.

”—George Carlin

Rest in peace Don Ritchie, true hero.

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:53:24 -0400

Rest in peace Don Ritchie, true hero.

Dear girls,Most boys are not going to run to your house at 3AM with flowers. They aren’t going...

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:53:13 -0400

Dear girls,
Most boys are not going to run to your house at 3AM with flowers. They aren’t going to scream that they love you down the hallway. They aren’t always going to randomly text you to tell you how beautiful you are. They probably aren’t going to sing and dance with you in the rain. Yes, they cheat and lie, some of them. But so do girls. Stop setting these high fucking expectations and get over the fact that they’re not perfect, and neither are you.

Never stay with someone who doesn’t show you that you deserve the universe. Don’t do...

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:52:54 -0400

Never stay with someone who doesn’t show you that you deserve the universe. Don’t do anyone any favours when all they do is make you sacrifice yourself. You deserve more than you give yourself credit for. Know that you should never settle for someone who can’t prove their words for you. Most of all, LOVE YOURSELF, and all well will follow after.

Three rings for Elven kings under the sky; Seven for Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone; Nine for...

Tue, 01 May 2012 21:47:10 -0400

Three rings for Elven kings under the sky;
Seven for Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone;
Nine for mortal men, doomed to die;
One for the dark lord on his dark throne.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them.
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.

ah0yroy: thebeatmag: He Is We’s Rachel Taylor has released a...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:33:44 -0400

ah0yroy:

thebeatmag:

He Is We’s Rachel Taylor has released a statement announcing that she will no longer be able to tour with the band due to her illnesses that have caused her to endure chemotherapy. He Is We will be announcing a new singer for the band soon.

Music has always been my dream. I began writing songs to express my feelings. Sadness, excitement, anger, hope, frustration, confusion, love. I poured everything I had into writing. When Trevor and I began making music together it was all fun. We eventually threw a few songs on some website called “MySpace” and one day realized people actually wanted to hear what we had to share and let us know the impact that our music had on their lives. Knowing our music helped and inspired people in turn helped and inspired us! We wrote more songs, started touring, got signed, and have continued to write music and tour the past few years. As many of you know, this has been a very difficult process on my health and happiness. I have dealt with a lot both physically and mentally. For several tours now, I have played our set and then was forced to retreat to our green room to cope with pain, nausea, panic attacks, migraines, and a lot of other really cool stuff that isn’t fun to talk about like vomiting. . A lot of this culminated with us having to drop off our tour with All Time Low last fall. While we know we maybe let some of you down, the support and encouragement from all of you was tremendously helpful and overwhelming. Not being able to connect with all of you has been really hard. Our anthem has always been “We All Have A Story To Tell.” He Is We Is all about connecting with you guys and sharing in our victories and struggles together. I haven’t been able to do that for a few tours now and that is heartbreaking. Because of my accumulating health issues and concerns from my doctors and loved ones, I can not continue to tour. This is something very difficult to admit. Trevor and I have talked a lot about this and feel that my inability to tour should not be the end of the road for He is We. We will continue with our tour plans for the “Give It All Tour.” Tomorrow we will introduce you to who will be filling in for me. It kills me that I can’t be there, but I literally just can’t tour. After our tour with The Summer Set and The Cab, I was diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis. Put simply, my vertebrae are fusing together. I am going through a form of chemotherapy for my condition and doctors don’t know if I will ever truly be healthy enough to be on the road full time again. When I am on stage and can’t hear myself singing because you guys are louder than the PA is a magical feeling that makes me feel that He Is We can’t just stop because I can’t tour. Our name, He Is We, basically means we are all in this life together. We as friends and fellow humans needs to pull our strength together and help however we can for the greater good of others. Truly and whole heartedly wish I could be there, but the show must go on. I love each and every one of you and appreciate all your thoughts and prayers. I will do my best to keep you all updated on our facebook and twitter. PS Trevor says if #GetWellSoonRachel trends, he’ll sing the man part of “All About Us” Bamboozle.

heartbroken. feel better

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"You know you’re in love when you can say anything to the person and you know they won’t laugh at..."

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:35:46 -0400

“You know you’re in love when you can say anything to the person and you know they won’t laugh at you. When you can see their face when you close your eyes. When you can still feel their arms around you holding you tight long after they are gone. When you can still taste their kiss after you have said goodbye. You can tell you’re in love when you miss them before they are gone. When their voice lingers in your ears. When their presence eases any pain. When their name sends chills down your spine. When they are the only thing you can think about. You know you are in love when you can see all their hopes and dreams and their soul when you look into their eyes. When they call you at four in the morning to say, “I love you” and mean it. When your tears stain not only their shirt, but also their heart. When they are hurt just because of these tears. When even a simple chore done with them can become a lasting memory. Ultimately, you know you are in love when you can’t imagine living without them, and can’t figure how did you live before you knew them. When they fulfill every need and without them you are incomplete. The love of someone else completes the heart, and sound and mind all at once.”

- Unknown

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